Average Joe is perfect for you! Topco’s Average Joe – The Bartender Miguel is a true-to-life sized dong. Complete with realistic tip, tight balls, and veined shaft – you’re sure to enjoy hours of pleasure with your new favorite bartender. Suction cup base, waterproof, and Phthalate free. 7.5″ length; 6″ useable length; 1.5″ diameter.